Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I love you.
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