We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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