in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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