She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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