3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
we should paint friendship bongs
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