you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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