Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You can't just leave with hair like that
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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