Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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