I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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