What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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