how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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