So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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