did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I want her autograph on my taint
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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