Don't you send me to vm
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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