if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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