She is in my trunk
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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