I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Dicks are not precious.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
