oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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