yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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