Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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