Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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