You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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