I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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