I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Sponge bath it is.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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