Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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