You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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