I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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