I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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