I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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