Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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