Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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