we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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