don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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