Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm having to shit out rocks
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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