Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
