We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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