GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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