Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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