just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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