She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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