just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
is it fun? or sober?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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