I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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