Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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