I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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