I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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