I don't think brook has ever known best
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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