So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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