He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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