Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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