There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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